Washington, DC – Louie
Gohmert, 61-year-old U.S. Congressman from Texas, wed a stray dog as part of a
Republican ritual to ward off the "evil eye" of the Jews and blacks,
declaring himself “embarrassed” for being a Jew or a black himself and
Republican at the same time, said to his family in Texas, The Dallas Morning
News reported Wednesday. Mr. Gohmert’s upper teeth appeared before his lower
teeth when he was born - considered a bad omen by members of the Texas State
Election Commission, to which Gohmert was so closely tied.
Members of the Washington
Press Corps said in a report from Congressional House Speaker, John Boehner (a closet
homosexual), and, a lover of Karl Rove and Gohmert, said Gohmert married and conjugated
the dog only to "remove the evil eye," a superstitious Republican
belief that some misfortune could befall him and the family, and that he would
not be free to marry a man later.
Friends and family
participated in three days of the secret traditional ceremonies and festivities
that include bestiality and child slavery both being a part of the Republican
tribal marriages in general, said, according to the reports from the Cato
Institute, the Heritage Foundation, the Rutherford Institute and "C
Street".
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