RE: VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -

Please do not blame the men... it's ALWAYS the woman's fault... if they didn't have vaginas, there wouldn't be any problems...

MEN OF THE "SIXTIES"

OBAMA vs. GOP

MCCAIN AND MCCONNELL CAUGHT IN FISHNET HOSIERY ROBBERY

FLAGSTAFF, AZ – In the apparent attempt to emulate Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan’s famous and notorious sexual escapades, John Sidney McCain III, senior Senator from Arizona, and Mitch (Scotty) McConnell, senior Senator from Kentucky, both wearing pantyhose led to their arrest, authorities said. An unshaven McCain wearing a black evening gown, red fishnet stockings, calf-high boots and a black wig robbed, and an unshaven McConnell, wearing a similar outfit but in red, robbed Exxon Gas station Monday morning, authorities alleged.

The armed McCain stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching black purse. McConnell broke into a candy machine and took the change in a similar manner.

"I've been with the department for 22 years, and this is the first time I've heard of this happening here," Chief of Police J. T. McCann said.

About 35 minutes after the robbery, Police Officer Chad Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front driver's side door, dragging on the ground, and McConnell’s bottom was sticking out of the passenger side, ”Mooning” investigators said.

The car was pulled over and McCain and McConnell were arrested and booked for investigation of armed robbery.

A plastic replica handgun allegedly was found inside McCain’s purse, Ventimiglia said, McConnell was carrying a knife.

McCain stated, “I do this all the time, I’m a U.S. Senator, and I’m immune from prosecution,” McConnell echoed the sentiments.

MCCAIN IN SYRIA WITH HIS ISIS BUDDIES...

“GOV." CHRISTIE IS GOING TO MEXICO + CANADA FOR:

A. COCAINE DEAL

B. MARIJUANA DEAL

C. MONEY LAUNDERING DEAL

D. ALL THE ABOVE

E. NONE OF THE ABOVE

MR. WARM & FUZZY: THE FACE OF THE GOP - TALK SHOW HOST RUSH LIMBAUGH'S HOUSE IN PALM BEACH CONDEMNED

PALM BEACH, FL - A talk show host's house in a historic district has been condemned after police found animal and human waste in throughout the house, garbage throughout the residence and holes in the floor and roof, dead mice, rats, cats, dogs, other dead and rotting carcasses of several reptilian species.

Palm Beach police officers described conditions at Rush Hudson Limbaugh III's house as deplorable. “The odor in the house is pretty intense,” according to one officer. Limbaugh is currently under investigation on drug-related charges.

"The conditions that exist there make it unlivable," said Nancy Pelosi, director of the city's Office of Economic and Community Development.

Limbaugh's house was condemned Thursday after city building inspectors and the Palm Beach County Health Department found building and health code violations, Pelosi said. She did not say what the violations were.

Officers from Florida County Animal Control removed many dogs and cats from the property. The animals were taken to the county animal shelter, Pelosi said.

"Of course, he can get them back," she said.

Limbaugh disputed the findings, saying Thursday that the conditions at his house "are not considered deplorable by me and I AM ALWAYS IN A DRUG-INDUCED STATE!"

Palm Beach police called building inspectors and health department personnel to the house on Tuesday after responding to two break-in reports by Limbaugh. The officers found animal and human feces and urine covering at least three rooms on the third floor, and holes in the roof and floor, according to police reports.

Limbaugh refused to permit a voluntary review of the property, according to police reports. Thursday's inspection was conducted after a search warrant was obtained, Pelosi said.

Limbaugh said his dogs have been trained to leave their feces in the former servants' quarters on the third floor, and that he cleans the waste every couple of days.

"My cats use a litter box that is regularly supplied with litter," Limbaugh said. "All my pets are well fed and taken care of. Look, I have to have something fresh and alive to eat, don’t I have the right to feed myself and my sex-partners Karl Rove, Ted Cruz and the Koch Bros.... it's a ritual... the way I like. We are all Oil Whores are we not?"