FLAGSTAFF, AZ – In the apparent attempt to emulate Barry
Goldwater and Ronald Reagan’s famous and notorious sexual escapades, John
Sidney McCain III, senior Senator from Arizona, and Mitch (Scotty) McConnell, senior
Senator from Kentucky, both wearing pantyhose led to their arrest, authorities
said. An unshaven McCain wearing a black evening gown, red fishnet stockings,
calf-high boots and a black wig robbed, and an unshaven McConnell, wearing a
similar outfit but in red, robbed Exxon Gas station Monday morning, authorities
alleged.
The armed McCain stuffed $290 in cash into an ensemble-matching
black purse. McConnell broke into a candy machine and took the change in a
similar manner.
"I've been with the department for 22 years, and this is
the first time I've heard of this happening here," Chief of Police J. T.
McCann said.
About 35 minutes after the robbery, Police Officer Chad
Ventimiglia spotted a black Saab with fishnet pantyhose hanging from the front
driver's side door, dragging on the ground, and McConnell’s bottom was sticking
out of the passenger side, ”Mooning” investigators said.
The car was pulled over and McCain and McConnell were arrested
and booked for investigation of armed robbery.
A plastic replica handgun allegedly was found inside McCain’s
purse, Ventimiglia said, McConnell was carrying a knife.
McCain stated, “I do this all the time, I’m a U.S. Senator, and I’m
immune from prosecution,” McConnell echoed the sentiments.
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