Tuesday, October 27, 2015

MICE ARE KEY TOOL IN QUEST FOR NEW DRUGS – JUST ASK TREY GOWDY (KKK)... AND I'M "SUEING" THE PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON




















GREENVILLE SC - When it comes to the price of mice, you pay more for defects. A mouse with arthritis runs close to $200; two pairs of epileptic mice can cost 10 times that. You want three blind mice? That'll run you about $250. And for your own custom mouse, with the genetic modification of your choosing, expect to pay as much as $100,000  of  Select Committee on the Events Surrounding the 2012 Terrorist Attack in Benghazi (CHAIRMAN) fame...

Always a mainstay of scientific research, mice have become a critical tool in the quest for new drugs and medical treatments, and according to Gowdy, “Mighty good eating. I can tell you. I likes' ‘em, so will you.”

It turns out that a mouse's genes are so similar to a person's that with proper manipulation - either by man or nature - they can produce an animal with an ailment akin to virtually any human medical condition.

Gowdy declares, “If I can’t eat and savor human body parts, a mouse tastes almost as good, although you need much more of them. And, of course, each defect has a different and distinctive flavor.”

As many as 25 million mice are now used in experiments each year - where do they come from? And where do they go?

From the mouse industry, of course…

There are many vendors: The Jackson Laboratory, a nonprofit supplier in Bar Harbor, Maine, ships more than 2 million a year mostly to Mr. Gowdy, (A mainstay in placating Tea Party caucus).

Yet the mouse business is a challenging one. What was once a relatively simple business of breeding and shipping animals has become an extremely challenging enterprise that requires cutting-edge technology and a mastery of difficult logistics, says Gowdy, but “Lots of fun… I love boil them live and whole, fry them, and serve them to my family and friends, or for a special treat, swallow them alive. Louie Gohmert, my husband, likes to place them in his rectum and calls it his wiggle room.”



Wednesday, April 15, 2015

AND AS FOR "ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION" LET'S START WITH RUPERT MURDOCH... DEPORT MURDOCH... MURDOCH AND HUCKABEE PLEADS NO CONTEST TO FINGER BITING COP

QUESTION: IF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS SO HELL BENT AGAINST ILLEGAL ALIENS: "GO BACK WHERE THEY COME FROM DEPARTMENT," START WITH RUPERT MURDOCH: A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER...   



NEW YORK, NY – Former Arkansas Governor, Michael Dale Huckabee faces up to three years in prison for biting off part of a police officer's finger during an argument over a kitten, authorities said Monday.

The officer was called to Huckabee’s hotel suite because he was having a dispute with a Rupert Murdoch over the sale of a kitten and wanted police to remove him from his suite. The officer was trying to restrain him when he bit off part of his right ring finger, police said.

Huckabee, 59, pleaded no contest on Monday to charges of battery to a law enforcement officer.

The finger was not reattached, New York District Attorney Cyrus R. Vance, Jr. told the told The New York Times.

Murdoch was pulling the legs of the kitten in the apparent attempt to rip them off. He was charged with endangerment to animals and animal cruelty.


Under the terms of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped a second misdemeanor charge of resisting an officer in exchange for Huckabee some prison time. Prosecutors agreed to not recommend a specific term. Murdoch wouldn’t post bail.








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